We Closed. Now Where’s the Coffee Maker? | Funny New Home & Closing Gift Mug
Moving boxes everywhere. Coffee maker nowhere.
This black ceramic mug is for new homeowners, recent sellers, and anyone who survived closing day only to realize the caffeine is still packed in a mystery box.
The wraparound design features:
“WE CLOSED.” on one side
“NOW WHERE’S THE COFFEE MAKER?” on the other
It makes a fun housewarming gift, buyer closing gift, seller gift, or little reward for finally making it through the moving chaos.
Product details
- Glossy black ceramic mug
- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
- Bold wraparound design
- Comfortable C-shaped handle
- Made to order
- Great for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or whatever is getting you through unpacking
Design colors may appear slightly different depending on screen settings and the printing process.
Glossy ceramic
The mug is made from black ceramic and has a glossy finish.
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs.
Microwave-safe
Mug can be placed in the microwave for food or liquid heating
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements
Country of origin
Made in China
Dishwasher-safe
Suitable for dishwasher use
Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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